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>> greg: shh! you will wake cut low. it is friday you know what that means. host of the michele tafoya podcast michele tafoya! those tariffs on steel have made him twice as valuable fox news contributor johnny joey jones! she has it dated lead singers and delivers the zingers, host of kennedy saves the world podcast kennedy! and when he hit the weights they say ouch. "new york times" best-selling author comedian tyrus!

all right! before we get to some news stories let's do this. >> greg's leftovers. >> greg: it is leftovers. where i read the jokes we did not use this week and as always it is my first time reading them. if they suck we will order joe machi to give jerry nadler a sponge bath. we don't have to order him he kind of volunteers. the o.j. simpson estate is sent to auction off a photo of old jay -- o.j. with former president clinton, one famous for killing his wife, the other famous for wanting to. [laughter] thank you. a new report claims joe biden used an auto pen signature on nearly every document he signed

it. democrats defended him saying it was more of an auto crayoned. i chito shaped like michael children -- michael jordan is being auctioned off online for thousands of dollars. meanwhile a cheese profit shaped like rosie o'donnell is going for pennies. a normal cheese puff. defence secretary defence secretary pete hegseth is considering banning beards in the military. now i will never be able to serve, said one woman. donald trump threatened to impose 200% tariffs on alcohol from the e.u. experts predicted this will not only reduce drinking, but the odds that some people will ever find anybody drunk enough to bank them.

lonely nights ahead. in the wake of disney's woke disaster with the we make -- remake of snow white their star rachel zegler has finally landed a new role, as your server at applebee's. a shipwreck from 1892 has been found on the bottom of lake superior. one passenger is hoping she can recover her luggage. [laughter] friday! leftovers. after an american airlines plane caught fire in denver passengers were forced to stand on the wing, or as spirit airlines calls it, first class. on sunday the new york city half marathon is said to take place. just like the regular new york city marathon but half as stupid.

you have to uber now i thought we got rid of the stuff it. maxine waters has trump's going towards a civil war and she may have a point. it is clear her wake is trying to reseed from her head to. after michelle obama's podcast tank it is evident she is not the left answer to joe rogan. after all one is a thick neck talk who can squat a thousand pounds, and the other is joe rogan. >> i knew that was coming. >> greg: on thursday john fetterman asked the democrats not to shut down the government. he also asked his parents if you could have macaroni and cheese for supper tonight. [applause] a restaurant in china promised to refund all of its customers after customers after a patron urinated openly in the dining area, and the customer's defense he did order the number 1.

the porn star who slept with over a thousand men is now trying to bed partygoers in cancun. she stole my idea, said one manner. according to a new study the intestines of a burmese python can physically rebuild itself after each meal. joined the club, said one man. a new documentary claims that the existence of aliens has been covered up by the government but if you think that the government was covering things up they would start with this. finally! thank god i said that it. scientists invented a 3d printed penis implant to restore and it works in rabbits and pigs. great news for somebody who wants to have sex with rabbits and pigs.

how does that picture get in there? it was supposed to be a cute little rabbit and a cute pick! somebody is getting a call on monday. let's do a monolog. let's take a moment to ponder the struggles of a beleaguered media. and industry as a popular a popular as blowup doll. because sadly, for once, they are forced to do their job, which is covering the president two is actually a life. no wonder they are exhausted at day 52. >> i am exhausted at a date for -- day 52. so i'm going to take next week off. i'm telling you that now because i know you don't like it when i just drift away but taking next week off. then i will come back and go with you all the way to the following days. >> greg: pathetic i suppose but you can forget him, and he but it would be tired day after

day of shoveling [bleep]. i guess the art used to covering a commander in chief and commander for census. one who wakes up at the crack of dawn to work, not to get his diaper changed. really the best way to cover biden would have been with the sheet over his face. kind of amazing that an anchor would admit on tv he is taking a break from doing his job. especially since msnbc has a loss of so much value it is on the reduced to four quick sale table next to cans of green beans. maybe it is because larry is finally sweating. he went from lying about a dead president to lying about a real one. when asked to tell the truth of the legacy media reacts like a vampire getting a holy water enema. however, it may be the less the report the better?

check out this headline from cnn redefining the violence at tesla as mere protest. >> so you think this is not domestic terrorism but somehow having a protest in front of a tesla dealership it's? the bottom line with trump is a freedom and liberties belong to people who agree with him and that is it. >> greg: i wonder if they would feel differently if it was their car being torched. due to plunging revenue cnn makes them a ride bikes to work. i hear the one without a seat is anderson cooper's. he can't afford a seat! he cannot afford a seat! [applause] he cannot. but as they marginalize a violence against tesla dealership's you have liberals gleefully mocking tesla's drop in stock price. it is all connected. if you justify attacks on the product you think consumers wouldn't think twice about buying that product knowing it puts you at risk? it is social extortion.

no wonder the stock would drop. who buy something that puts a target on their backs? it is funny, test that once loved by liberals has become the new maga hat. peer intimidation, mall pressure to install a fear. nice american made car you have there, it would be a shame if the blue haired fats ass sets it on fire. it is alike if tony soprano demands that you call him tina. meanwhile the democrats continue their fake and coordinated protest. thousands of democrats took to x with the exact same post word for word, feigning unity for a bipartisan government funding bill of. the hapless hive mind of idiocy. the democrats are just as lazy as the media they can't do the work. instead they cheat off each other like boneheads forced to retake basic math in summer school. all they can do is mimic

nancy pelosi's a classic surgeon and cut and paste. so right now we have the foot on the neck of the legacy media and they are riding like ana navarro while sea world replaces the water and her tank. we could ease up on the pressure and hope that they might change and do their jobs. even after being humiliated in a catastrophic collection they still can't stop so neither shall we. so trump will still be here and so will a public who not only sees through your b.s. but will call you on it every step of the way. so as larry o it takes a break the media can run but it can't hide, or in brian stelter's case, he can't do either. >> hear he is. [applause] >> greg: do you think,

michele, that larry is tired of trump? or tired of trump always proving kim wrong? it is when after win after win. >> i think after all whatever he is tired of is so pathetic to see somebody go on television and say i am exhausted and it is only day 52. but you know what? it will be okay i will only take a week off and then i will rejoin you and we will get through these next 50 days together. it is pathetic! it is embarrassing and i'm not going to miss him. i don't watch that channel there is nothing to miss there. they are really showing their true colors not being people to be intellectually honest about anything going on in washington. >> greg: if it were any other job and you told your customers and your boss you know i'm going to take a week off wide?

i'm just tired of the work. only in the media can you act like doing this job is so hard i think you have to take a break from it. >> when i tell people what i do for a living yes, i work with fox and i talk it is kind of like working for a living but it is not. because i'm talking to somebody who is out there with a shovel or a backhoe or doing something with their hands. >> greg: what is a backhoe. [laughter] i think i met one. >> your tahoe when you go vote in public. -- else in public. [applause] also can be used for gardening. >> what the hell was i talking about? >> greg: talking about how media is not a real job and you know these blue-collar dudes. >> hundreds of people. [laughter] and you were telling them

sitting at this desk and giving my opinion is so exhausting. what is exhausting is looking for a reason to turn everything bad. what will be fun is he will come back after a week like ratings have been up. >> greg: i've might start watching that hour. if i watch it i double his ratings. kennedy, how are you doing? lady and writer. you know, michele made an interesting point. she can't even find msnbc on your cable listing to. if we did not cover this stuff, do you think anybody would even no? it is almost like the the megaphone that the media used to be for the democrats messaging is gone. you can only find it on our show because we replay the stuff nobody watches. >> look at the inverse ratings because ratings for your show and the other fox news shows have doubled it since the election and they were have for joy reid and other and most of

the other shows on msnbc after the election. people realized they were lying to me. they told me that kamala being into the ticket was a sure thing and she will win and she had the momentum's. they were lying. they weren't looking at statistics. it was a bald-faced lie. that is what people came to realize. they got so thick of it they said stop the hammering! i do think that the counter program and they say the stupidest most the bat [bleep] crazy stuff possible so you will clip it and show it because that is the only way they will get eyeballs on it. [applause] >> greg: i forgot about the stop the hammering clip it. >> stop the hammering! >> greg: o'donnell screaming when he started his news think? it is almost pointless for me to explain it without a clip of what i will waste people's time.

tyrus, what takes more work, covering a live president, are covering up a dead one of? i imagine it must as been as hard for larry to pretend to be joe biden. >> let's start at the beginning first of all this is a bunch of fake valor. he did not just a side he was exhausted it did not happen like that. you just take a week off. he had a planned vacation. okay? him and the mrs. or mr. or whatever his deal is, have a little trip to go somewhere, probably some virtuous escapade someplace and he tried to use that to be like i'm so exhausted i want to be in next guy -- next week. the producers are like no [bleep] you are on vacation. this is what they do they continue to create these martyrdom moments and we all know you put in for vacation days. so if you do go away he has

already had to threaten them and begged to stay on. but he has been teetering you know? you just saw what happened to your buddy joy you might want to put a pause on that vacation. >> greg: do you think maybe he said he is taking a break because they might get rid of him? >> you were not leaving us are you? didn't she ask that and the clip? >> greg: he's not coming back is he? >> i don't think so but it sounds good to. >> i'm confused. is lawrence o'donnell the backhoe of msnbc? >> no, they got rid of the backhoe. you can be on tv! you know what i'm saying? say it, please stand up, white people. you won't because you are still scared. [laughter] apologies it to the two brothers in the back. thanks for coming. >> greg: all right!al up next headset whips them into

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♪ ♪ >> a story in five words. >> greg: defense department gets a makeover. joey, defence secretary and the former fox news bad boy pete hegseth has ordered a comprehensive review of u.s. military standards focusing on physical fitness, body composition, and grooming, including policies on beards. what say you, young man of? isn't it weird that we talk about pete hegseth? >> i just need everybody to know i can do more pull-ups than him. and i have more tattoos. i think i gave him this idea i'm pretty sure. this is the way it should be. the idea is to bring the bar appear and you see who can meet

it. he said in a statement we are looking for quality not quota. that is absolutely true. my marine corps crew has a sergeant tolle, tattoos, real just like and now they are like ... so he is going to fix that. he is bringing it back. >> greg: kennedy, the bottom line is i should not be able to qualify for the military. >> but you are so strong and luscious that they can't help themselves. >> greg: they see me walk into the recruitment office and they joined my army. >> hunter biden i could have identified as 20 years younger. >> greg: so when they lower the standards that places a burden on everybody else. >> if you are going to be in the army or the marines than you have to be a soldier or a marina. if you are going to be in a punk rock ban then you can have

beards and facial piercings and paint your nails but they were lowering the standard like a great big fat people, all sorts of [bleep] on your face like sure. so i did a little bit of research what were the standards for the wars we actually wanted? in the civil war you could have a beard of your commanding officer said it was okay, you didn't have money for scissors and razors and things like that so beards were acceptable. world war i that went away because you had to be able to put our gas mask on so that is when your hair had to be really short because they could not afford to be spreading lies in the trenches. >> greg: this is what happens when somebody does research. [applause] what was that like a? when he did research? was an exciting? tell me more about this research. >> i was fixated on the beards because i have a personal, very deep obsession with ulysses s. grant two was the greatest general next to

washington in our nation's history. >> greg: i did my report on him in fourth grade. >> did you really? >> greg: you know why i like him. he was the main character and wild, wild west. >> as a young man who grew up in georgia we did not do a lot of research on grand. >> greg: tyrus, you have a beard. >> yes. >> greg: now that you hear the reason doesn't make sense to you? >> it makes perfect sense. well done, kennedy. on the other note to do research is racist. [laughter] i will not be crossing that line , sir. >> greg: tell the white manner. >> it is. speaking of white man can't get much whiter then repeat to our love to death and i think you should set the bar high. a time it was a few good men. it was not everybody got to make it because it had to be your best and brightest and i couldn't remember my path was a football put a lot of my buddies

on the football team they were training harder to get ready to go just to do their warm up stuff, before they go. they want to the ground running. they have 12 week programs to get ready to hopefully make the cut. he would always see a guy he was not doing the job was not doing the exercises or in the groups and they were to go and that guy would not get to go. he had to wait another four months and he was doing everything he needed to do. those are the guys you want. they will take the extra step on the battlefield. here is another think a reason why you shave the head and the beard, it is real hard for an enemy to figure out a guy like the guy with the beer to shoot him. now they all look the same. you know what i'm saying? even if different colors all different colors of guys coming got you. it is good for everyone to. and you are being promoted. you are not the finished product to tow you walk out till you have done your service. then grow your hair out and do whatever you were being molded you start as nothing to become something that is a good thing.

[applause] >> greg: did you want to pipe in? >> the whole point of it now because lysa might still be a problem in the marine corps not going to lie, but the whole point is you don't have individuality, you don't have you don't matter. you have to be okay being one of the little green toy soldiers getting flipped off the border. >> greg: what are your thoughts, michele? >> this is a lot like sports used to be and john used to make sure like bill walton couldn't have a beard until years later like yada, yada, yada. i wish we'd raised to the standards and other departments. could we raise the standards of schools of? i mean we have continually in this country lowered the bar to be inclusive, to make sure everybody feels accomplished or involved instead of saying you know what? you can still be accomplished and involved but we will put the bar here and put the bar here and see he will be the best at it and the most accomplished and those are the people that should excel and should reach the top.

you have ranks, right? not everybody gets to grow up and be a colonel. you set bars and you always at them hire. >> greg: you were obviously in the sports world. do they allow beards in the wnba? >> i'm questioning why somebody gets married for financial grain rudy greg. >> greg: up next is masculinity dead at? here i am—field trip chaperone! before preventing migraine with qulipta,

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♪ ♪ >> it is coming to your day -- way it is a video of the day. >> greg: this superhero won't raise a note zero. that is a double negative! video of the day comes to us from the pivot podcast where marvel action star anthony mackie spoke candidly about masculinity in america. >> in the past 20 years we have been living through the death of the american male of. they have literally killed masculinity in our homes and their communities it. but i raise my voice to young command, my boys will always be respectful and say yes or and yes, ma'am, no, sir, and no, ma'am. every time i do a job i tell my 15-year-old you were the amount of the house you make sure the doors are locked, the alarm is on, you text me call me every

day before you go to bed and wake up. because we are mentor. it is always the idea of american masculinity is very different. you feel that when you go to europe you see these and you are like i could bust your... >> greg: i hear you. i feel the same way when i drop by the make-a-wish foundation. tyrus! i ruin that whole segment. i ruined that hold segment -- whole segment. what do you make up its philosophy? >> it is beautiful it is the same one i have. especially with sons. i have one son we talk every morning get every night we face time every morning he does his protein shake with me but you have to because you are raising because one day the burden falls upon him to do. i already told him look, the bar is high. because dad is doing big things so you have a lot to live up to.

for this shot it will be after you long after i am gone and you don't want that. so raising your men raising your voice to be meant is important i'm glad he is talking this way because if he talked like that six months ago that movie would be number 1 because of that was a good movie. the problem he tried to be politically correct and he said america's everybody and then he got that and he said no [bleep] that. brother came out said i will bust you ass. >> greg: i didn't realize it was the same person. >> exactly! this is the problem they tried to do politically correct and he watch that back and he was like ew. he probably had to look at his son and his son was like why are you talking about that a? >> greg: this is interesting to. now that i think about it we have made progress you can say this without worrying about being canceled. >> he would not have said that six months ago. i don't like anthony mackie because he was in her blocker at

that movie made my life look almost as bad as the guy who did it. when i saw that video the first thing i saw what it is convenient you said that because two weeks ago you didn't like america but i love your perspective. i think that is probably too you probably had talking points from this publicist this is how you will go and shoot this movie and he made this decision to. >> greg: don't you dare sound patriotic because this guy is captain america. >> this version of him will sell more. [applause] >> greg: do you agree? i'm just glad i'm not alone and kind of placing a path for masculinity. >> i am so proud of you. >> greg: i have been alone in the wilderness, sometimes negative. >> we keep a poster of you in my son's room. >> dressed! it is dressed.

>> greg: and your son is a 37. >> i hope by the time he is at 37 all of this toxic masculinity [bleep] is behind us. here is the thing when they came out with this term toxic masculinity, and i have had women say to me it is real it exists and i'm like have you ever seen women who were toxic? any human can be toxic, transit can be toxic, lesbians it can be toxic. >> greg: how dare you say that a? abusing to the mulvaney at? she is a dream. >> she is lovely. there is toxic humanity. but to describe it to man has been a marginalized manner. i have seen it i have seen it in the sports industry i came out of, i have seen it watching my son grew up with his friends and what they have been taught at school and how to act, and you try to counter it without sounding like you are anti-women or something.

so all of this stuff that is training to men to go against their instincts. and i hope this helps but i am with you guys. i thought this is the same guy who did not want to be american and now he is suddenly emasculated. >> greg: it is that research think. >> thanks a lot, kennedy. >> i will pull a harold ford jr. and say if he comes around i will congratulate him. >> greg: we don't do that here. >> sorry. >> greg: kennedy, let's talk about boys. i will do your hair you will do mine and then we will have a pillow fight. you have daughters you have a 16 year old. so or you seeing the boys? do you see them? when you were a kid are they different are they better or they were so cute back. >> i grew up with brothers and i grew up with very masculine brothers and for us it was lighting stuck on fire and building jumps for bmx bikes.

it was not for the gentle. and now guys come over and sometimes they have pearls and like timothee chalamet. the whole point thanks to jen psaki and to your point, the whole point was demonizing men for the harris campaign to. so they had an emasculated male as their vice president. she has an emasculated husband to. and jen psaki went around saying i thought it was wonderful you guys are gross and on sexual and completely unattractive. you guys are like the antitoxic masculinity. all the democratic guys are like biting their lips and then as soon as trump was elected people like jamie dimon's came out and so get your back to work and anthony mackie can finally admit i'm raising my voice to be meant because guess what? and families and society we do need protectors. [applause] >> greg: there you go.

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qunol. the brand i trust. ♪ ♪ >> five more words. >> greg: fact. obama is now a republican it. >> everybody knows getting rid of the deficit will require tough decisions, that includes getting rid of billions of dollars of programs that a lot of people care about, but what should be easy as getting rid of the pointless waste and stupid spending that does not benefit anybody. waste we should be getting rid of even if we did not have a deficit. apparently the government used overnight containers filled with nothing. don't ask why that is. sure, some of these cuts are not that big, but no amount of waist is acceptable. not what it is your money. do you know the federal government pays for a website dedicated to a folk music

ensemble made up of forest rangers? they are called the fiddling foresters. ♪ ♪ i will put their music on my ipod but i'm not paying for the website. >> greg: kennedy, just watching that now, that was 2011, him and trump are saying exactly the same thing. but he wasn't having fun with it. >> even the name of it like we are going to call it the commission and joe biden is going to be in charge and everybody knows you don't mess with the joe. >> greg: he was put in charge of it! >> he was. >> greg: putting the fox in charge of the head nose. i just came up with that. >> that was good very good. >> greg: i don't know where this stuff comes from. [laughter] >> we know it ain't research. [laughter] [applause] >> obama doubled our debt! he doubled our national debt!

he spent so much money and laid out this blueprint and that was his legacy. that is what joe biden was supposed to keep intact! >> everybody knows michele let me there don't mess with the joe. >> greg: it is kind of funny that used to hate waste but because they love trump more they now love waste. -- kate trump more they now love waste. >> i am okay with that. >> greg: and now we have trance porpoises in uganda. >> the only problem with trump is the vin linda forrester. -- the fiddling foresters. it is a forest that has been there forever why do you need somebody to take care of it? >> greg: now it is smoky the... we would sponsor that. a study commission on the old minister him of outdoor

sexuality. >> i will remind you this is the same man who looked every american in the eye and said if you like your doctor you can keep your dr., if you like your insurance you can keep your insurance, a complete and utter lie. i don't necessarily trust he wanted to enact of the things he wanted to enact and as kennedy pointed out all of the spending went up and threw the roof. but this is exactly right. it is always about the messenger not the message with politics. it is like suddenly now we find all of these a little dumb programs and some really huge wasteful and maybe -- may be easy -- maybe even some fraudulent criminal programs but by gosh don't you dare because everything is perfect just the way it is even in the way of a $36 trillion deficit. it is insane. and i don't know that obama really ever backed up. >> greg: he probably was

getting bad advice but i have this theory, tyrus, do you think obama and trump actually got along? i always think when i saw them speaking at the funeral obama was like i think obama appreciates trump for saying what he wished he could say. >> not just that they are also both the saying we both won twice. the previous segment we talked about when he talked on his win his publisher told him to speak, and when he got to talk for himself. this is another example of a brother having to talk about something they told him to say. the website i think was $29 a month for the fiddling crew. i don't think the american people are glad to see that one go. but kennedy acknowledged earlier that joe was going to be taking this over. they put the two most easiest things to cut off there was really no victory. and i think he understood that.

let's remember when he got out when his term was up he did not endorse it joe biden. joe biden was crooked and fleecing the country then under his name. because he was the first black president you get i can't have any problems and joe was like don't worry i will get all the problem for you all of the smoke. so you can tell he was discontinued -- disingenuous because he is doing what he was supposed to be doing instead of putting this who will steal and make it worse. we have seen a from that day and that time how big the spending and ridiculousness has gotten with joe biden's fingers being around. so i think if you ask them with the camera turns off i can't believe without the stump [bleep] be in charge of this country. that is exactly what would have happened. >> greg: let us move onto my favorite segment. mailing get into.

♪ ♪ >> you're watching "mailing it in." first question from steve allen. not that other one, he's dead. what do you wish you would have done more of when you were young? keep it clean, michelle. >> i wish i had stayed single more and dated last.

does that count? >> just begging? [laughter] >> gosh! >> that's what a guy heard. why did i get married so early? we all hypothesize women would have slept with. >> i just wish i had fewer boyfriends and just lived. not at the same time. [laughter] >> you're out dirty little girl. joey? >> i too wish i had fewer girlfriend -- boyfriends. i wasn't, but i was in the marine corps. i wish i would have stepped left more often. once more. that's funny! [laughter] [applause] >> oh, my gosh. >> kennedy, you had quite the young life.

you were doing lots of stuff. what would you have done more of? >> great question. like michelle, i'm going to alter it a little. i waited so long to have intercourse. i would've had intercourse sooner. >> did you wait until you were married? >> just about. i was 24. i know, that's so sweet. >> i remember that, because i had a little crush on you in the 90s. you talked about being a. >> very hard to get a boyfriend the deeper into your 20s the harder it is. metaphorically and -- [laughter] >> cyrus? >> isn't it funny how a woman can say she waited and held onto it. and wouldn't say that. we can't give [bleep] away.

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