Meg > Meg's Quotes

“For God's sake, don't let her watch Cinderella. What kind of example is that? A mindless twit who can't even remember where she left her damn shoe, so she has to wait for some douchebag in tights to bring it to her? Give me a frigging break!”
― Emma Chase, Tangled

“You know on TV when there’s one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?

Well chirp fucking chirp...this is one of those moments.”
― Emma Chase, Tangled

“She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella back.”

"That’s my girl.”
― Emma Chase, Tangled

“I told you how I grew up. I never had to share my toys; I don’t plan on sharing my clients. Ask any four-year-old—sharing sucks.”
― Emma Chase, Tangled

“I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“The Jesus Factor it’s called, instant resurrection and a second cumming.”
― Gillibran Brown, Fun With Dick and Shane

“We have been going over the proposal and possible concessions for the longest ninety minutes of my life. And I saw Battlefield Earth.”
― Qwen Salsbury, The Plan

“Let us observe the mating rituals of the lecherous North American lounge lizard in his native habitat: The Open Bar.”
― Qwen Salsbury, The Plan

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous

“It's over. Go home."
His eyebrows pulled in. "You're my home.”
― Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Disaster

“You are a manipulator.
I like to think of myself more as an outcome engineer.”
― J.R. Ward, Lover Eternal

“God, he was probably too young to be this old, but life had a way of being about experience, rather than calendar days.”
― J.R. Ward, Lover at Last

“Liz asked me the other day what I thought about twice baked potatoes. How the fuck should I know? Was I supposed to be thinking about twice baked potatoes all this time? Is this where I went wrong? Are grown men supposed to have an opinion about twice baked potatoes?”
― Tara Sivec, Futures and Frosting