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I am definitely no fan of Michael Bay, and I doubt you are either. So what's the first thing you think of when you see his name on a Titanic wannabe WWII romantic drama retelling the day of infamy? 3 hours of painful romantic chemistry with cringeworthy dialogue that tries too hard to make you cry when the only tears you'll be crying are from the frustration of waiting for this desperate corny drag of a movie to come to an end. Would you have any hope for Michael Bay retelling history after all that?

And yes, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was more entertaining.

What's the definition of a superhero movie? Super people doing super things, or four uninteresting people sitting in a dark room talking for over an hour? The latter is what makes FANT4STIC perhaps the dullest experience Marvel has ever put on the big screen. And yes, the 2005 movie belongs in the MCU compared to this snore fest.

The Splinter is a disgusting experience filled with vomit-worthy imagery and a filler-reliant story. Overall, even kids who are such crazy SpongeBob fans are bound to get traumatised by this one.