Tuesday Weld credited as playing...
Bobby Jo Pepperdine
- Bobby Jo Pepperdine: [after Sgt. Slaughter has manhandled an annoying soldier] You know what you were like? You were like Randolph Scott on the late, late movies... A fat Randolph Scott!
- Slaughter: [Bemused] "A fat Randolph Scott"?... Miss Pepperdine, you certainly have a faculty for searching out and selecting *just* the right compliment.
- Slaughter: [At the carnival] One cotton candy, please.
- Bobby Jo Pepperdine: Oh, I just LOVE watchin' 'em make it. Don't you?
- Slaughter: [Waxing poetic] A gossamer fantasy - the stuff dreams are made of.
- Bobby Jo Pepperdine: Boy, you sure talk funny!
- Pfc. Jerry Meltzer: [Arriving at the overturned car in which Miss Pepperdine and Sgt. Lenahan have crashed] It's just like they say: "Drinking and gasoline don't mix."
- Bobby Jo Pepperdine: [Giggling, slightly drunk] Well, we ain't been drinkin' *gasoline*!
- Bobby Jo Pepperdine: [remorsefully] I guess I ain't such a prize, am I?
- Slaughter: Who is, Miss Pepperdine, who is?
- Bobby Jo Pepperdine: You know something, Mr. Slaughter? You ain't "fatty" any more. You're my baby boyfriend.
- Bobby Jo Pepperdine: [Taking a break while on the golf course] You want another beer, too?
- Slaughter: I'd love one, Miss Pepperdine.
- Clay: What about your diet, Maxwell?
- Slaughter: I have never ceased trying to lose weight, Eustis. But I'm not gonna' try to become a fanatic about it. I've done enough exercise this morning to burn up a car-load of calories. I can afford to pamper myself.
- Bobby Jo Pepperdine: Afterwards, do you wanna come over to my house?
- Slaughter: I'd rather not. I wouldn't want to wake your family.
- Bobby Jo Pepperdine: Oh, well don't worry about that. There's just Granny and she wouldn't hear nothin'.
- Bobby Jo Pepperdine: I bought that sweater for my baby boyfriend. Don't he look scrumpy in it!
- Clay: Fetching, mighty fetching.
- Slaughter: I didn't mean you weren't attractive. You are. Very.
- Bobby Jo Pepperdine: Well, that don't make sense.
- Slaughter: Don't you understand you're very young.
- Bobby Jo Pepperdine: I'm 18 and a half!
- Slaughter: Well, that's what I mean. I'm over 40.
- Bobby Jo Pepperdine: Well, that don't make no difference. I've had lots of boyfriends old as you. Older even!
- Clay: You okay?
- Bobby Jo Pepperdine: Just peachy.
- Clay: What happened?
- Bobby Jo Pepperdine: Why somebody's been in an accident. I think it was us.
- Clay: Hello, Maxwell. I'd like to make an introduction. Maxwell Slaughter - Bobby Jo Pepperdine. Bobby Jo - Maxwell.
- Bobby Jo Pepperdine: Hi, Fatty.
- Slaughter: Hello, little girl.
- Slaughter: Little girl.
- Bobby Jo Pepperdine: Fatso, blimp face!
- Clay: Nice work, Maxwell.
- Slaughter: Little girl, I'm sorry.
- Bobby Jo Pepperdine: Balloon head, jelly belly!
- Clay: Keep it up, Maxwell. You're winning her over.
- Slaughter: This is ridiculous. What do you want me to do?
- Clay: I'd try lying.
- Bobby Jo Pepperdine: I think that's sad. I think fireworks are the saddest thing in the whole world. The way they just disappear. They should make 'em so they just hang up there all night.