David Daker credited as playing...
Kevin's Father
- Kevin's Father: You must wait for your food to go down.
- Kevin: I haven't eaten any food.
- Kevin's Mother: Well you must eat your food.
- Kevin's Father: And then wait for it to go down.
- Kevin's Father: [a knight on horseback had burst out of Kevin's closet, messed about the room and rode away; The door bursts open] What the hell is going on up here? I told you to put that light out and get to bed.
- Kevin: But...
- Kevin's Father: And no more NOISE!
- [first lines]
- Announcer: Yes, folks... Moderna Designs present the latest in kitchen luxury. The Moderna Wonder Major All Automatic Convenience Center-ette gives you all the time in the world to do the things you really want to do... An infrared freezer-oven complex that can make you a meal from packet to plate in 15 1/2 seconds.
- Kevin's Mother: Morrisons have got one that can do that in eight seconds.
- Kevin's Father: Oh?
- Kevin's Mother: Block of ice to Beef Bourguignon in eight seconds. Lucky things.
- Kevin: Dad, did you know that the ancient Greek warriors had to learn 44 different ways of unarmed combat?
- Kevin's Father: [Ignoring Kevin] Well, at least we've got a two speed hedge cutter.