John Byner credited as playing...
Gurgi • Doli
- Gurgi: Oh, poor miserable Gurgi deserves fierce smackings and whackings on his poor, tender head. Always left with no munchings and crunchings.
- Orddu: My, what funny little ducklings. Don't they know that the Black Cauldron is indestructible? Now listen carefully. The Black Cauldron can never be destroyed. Only its evil powers can be stopped.
- Taran: Then there is a way. But how?
- Orddu: A living being must climb into it of its own free will.
- Gurgi: Gurgi is bold and brave. He will climb into the evil cauldron.
- Orddu: However, the poor duckling will never climb out alive.
- Gurgi: [jumping away from the cauldron] Yikes!
- [Gurgi is hugging Fflewddur Fflam, who thinks he is being attacked]
- Fflewddur Fflam: Help! Get this thing off me!
- Gurgi: Oh, Gurgi's happy day!
- [Gurgi puts on Fflewddur's hat]
- Gurgi: Wow!
- Fflewddur Fflam: Yes, keep it! It's a gift!
- Gurgi: [Holding Fflewddur's harp] This! Gurgi want this!
- Fflewddur Fflam: Take it! I'm sure you've murdered for less.
- King Eidilleg: Tell me. Is the burning and killing still going on up there?
- Fflewddur Fflam: You're refering to that-that-that-that joke on humanity, the Horned King.
- King Eidilleg: Will no one stand up to him?
- Taran: We've seen him. And if he ever finds the Black Cauldron, he'll kill us all.
- King Eidilleg: Oh, no. He'll never find it. It's safely hidden, in Morva.
- Taran: Morva?
- King Eidilleg: At least I think it is. Isn't it, Doli?
- Doli: [Angry] What? Is that one of my new jobs? Knowing where the Cauldron was last seen?
- King Eidilleg: Don't worry. He'll find it. You'll see.
- Doli: What a bunch of blundering misfits! It just never works out when you're dealing with people! You can go back to feeding pigs. I've had it! Goodbye!