Josh Mostel credited as playing...
Arthur Brooks
- Arthur Brooks: Good day, Mr. Koufax!
- Sonny: Mr. Brooks, how you doing? I was gonna give you a buzz.
- [realizing he was addressed by his name]
- Sonny: You just called me Mr. Koufax, didn't you?
- Arthur Brooks: That is your real name?, Sonny Koufax?
- [Sonny, who is pretending to be Kevin Gerrity, is at Social Services discussing what to do with Julian]
- Sonny: Look, I can't manage this kid. I ain't a good father. I made a big mistake.
- Arthur Brooks: [shockingly] Mistake?
- Sonny: I had a mother lined up for him, but she's banging a Pepperidge Farm guy and the kid just won't stop peeing and throwing up, he's like a cocker spaniel. I just... I think he'd be better off with his natural mother.
- Arthur Brooks: Well, she passed away last night, Mr. Gerrity. She had cancer.
- [Sonny gives a facepalm as a sign of disbelief]
- Arthur Brooks: She must have sensed that her time was running short. She wanted her son to be with the natural father. It makes sense.
- [Sonny turns around and notices Julian tying his shoes in the loop, swoop and pull style Sonny taught him earlier]
- Julian: Loop. Swoop. Pull.
- Arthur Brooks: [back to Sonny] Look, if you don't want to take care of Julian, we'll take him. But I gotta tell ya man, he's gonna have to chill a while in a group home.
- Sonny: Group home? What is that, like an orphanage?
- Arthur Brooks: Yeah. We don't call them that anymore.
- Sonny: The real Kevin Garrity called me and he told me to take care...
- Arthur Brooks: Save it, Mr. Koufax. Now either Julian comes with me, or you'll be placed under arrest.
- Sonny: Okay, let's see your handcuffs.
- Arthur Brooks: Well, I don't have any. But there are two policemen downstairs who do.