Lauren Ambrose credited as playing...
Florence 'Chicklet' Forrest • Ann Bowman
- Berdine: No one understands Bettina. Her screen persona is a brilliant comment on the socio-political structure of stardom.
- Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: You get all that from "The Pizza Waitress with Three Heads"? I guess we are the only ones watching the movie.
- Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: [as Ann Bowman] I'm no mere chick! I'm a goddess! And the first thing I'm gonna sacrifice are ya balls, sonny!
- Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: [as Ann Bowman] Who do you have to FUCK to get a hot dog in this dump?
- Drive-In Counterman: Say what?
- Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: You heard me, buster! And I'm not payin' extra for dialog, so cut the chin music!
- Kanaka: Mistress Ann, I've been a bad boy.
- Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: And bad boys get spanked. Bad boys get tortured!
- Kanaka: Cowabunga!
- Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: See, I have this girlfriend. I'm kinda worried about her. She has these... blackouts.
- Starcat: What sort of blackouts?
- Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: Well, she says when she comes to she doesn't really remember anything that happened, but... she thinks when she's out, she's really out, I mean, like out of her bird. Well, what do you think?
- Starcat: It's not professional to give an instant diagnosis, but I'd say she's probably suffering from morbidly psychotic episodes of schizophrenia.
- Rhonda: Hey, is it true you're going to Europe at the end of the summer?
- Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: No, we just have a Swedish exchange student living with us.
- Rhonda: Oh, I heard you were going to Denmark.
- Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: Where'd ya get that idea?
- Rhonda: I heard you were going there to have some sort of an operation.
- Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: An operation?
- Rhonda: Yeah, I heard you were having your dick cut off and turning into a girl.
- [suddenly gleeful]
- Rhonda: Kisses.
- Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: Of course I know that! It was an accident. But then you never have accidents do you, Mr Perfect?
- Starcat: Don't you ever call me that!
- Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: What, "Mr Perfect"?
- Starcat: You don't know what it's like, having everybody think you're the golden boy - perfectly smart, perfectly athletic. You can't imagine the pressure.
- Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: And I thought all those people starving in India had it bad.