Valente Rodriguez credited as playing...
Ernie
- Ernie: [to Brooke, George's wedding client, in a queer-like voice] Hi, I'm Len. I'm the chunky assistant, and I'll be doing your fitting. Oh, and don't worry if you get naked 'cause I'm gay!
- George Lopez: Beat it, Rosie O'Donnell.
- Angie Lopez: If you wanted people to think you had a girlfriend, wouldn't you want to take her out and show her off?
- Ernie: Hey, I don't know how gay men think!