Stephen J. Anderson credited as playing...
Bowler Hat Guy • Grandpa Bud • Tallulah
- Bowler Hat Guy: You are now under my control!
- Frankie: [monotone] I am now under your control.
- Bowler Hat Guy: Hee hee hee hee!
- Frankie: [monotone] Hee hee hee hee.
- Bowler Hat Guy: Stop laughing.
- Frankie: [monotone] Stop laughing.
- Bowler Hat Guy: Don't repeat everything I say!
- Frankie: [monotone] I won't repeat everything you say.
- Bowler Hat Guy: Excellent.
- Frankie: [monotone] Excellent.
- Bowler Hat Guy: Uh, did you just say "excellent" because I said "excellent"?
- Frankie: [monotone] Uhhh... no.
- Bowler Hat Guy: Excellent!
- Frankie: [monotone] Excellent.
- Bowler Hat Guy: Now, my slave, seize the boy!
- [T-rex traps Lewis in the corner, but has trouble grabbing him]
- Bowler Hat Guy: What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?
- T-Rex: I have a big head and little arms. I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.
- [Bowler Hat Guy glares into his handset]
- T-Rex: Master?
- Bowler Hat Guy: [arrives at Inventco with Lewis's invention] Good day, madam. I'm here to change the future.
- Receptionist: Yes, sir?
- Bowler Hat Guy: I must speak with the man in charge immediately.
- Receptionist: Yes, sir.
- Bowler Hat Guy: I have an appointment with destiny!
- Receptionist: [turns, revealing the telephone headset in her ear] Very good, sir. I'll let Smith know, and I'll have your dry cleaning delivered directly to your suite.
- Bowler Hat Guy: What?
- Receptionist: [hangs up] Now, what time is your appointment?
- Bowler Hat Guy: Uh... are you talking to me?
- Receptionist: Yes. What time is your appointment?
- [Doris beeps, motions to the clock]
- Bowler Hat Guy: Uh... big hand is on the... oh! Two o'clock.
- Receptionist: You're the two o'clock?
- Bowler Hat Guy: Um, yes! Yes, I am.
- Receptionist: You're Mary Johnson?
- Bowler Hat Guy: [cringes] Yes. Mary is short for... um...
- Receptionist: Marion?
- Bowler Hat Guy: Can that be a boy name?
- Receptionist: Yes.
- Bowler Hat Guy: Then yes!
- Receptionist: [sighs] Have a seat.
- Bowler Hat Guy: Oh, goody!
- Lewis: Why is your dog wearing glasses?
- Grandpa Bud: Oh, because his insurance won't pay for contacts.
- Lewis: Goob, I had no idea!
- Bowler Hat Guy: Shut up! And don't call me "Goob"! How many evil villians do you know that can pull off a name like "Goob"? Bleh!
- Lewis: Look, I'm sorry your life turned out so bad. But don't blame me you messed it up yourself. You just focused on the bad stuff when all you had to do was... let go of the past and keep moving forward...
- Bowler Hat Guy: Hmm, let's see... take responsiblity for my own life or blame you? Dingdingdingdingding! Blame you wins hands down!
- Bowler Hat Guy: [the Bowler Hat Guy has just gotten the time machine back] Take a good look around boys, because your future is about to change.
- [heads to the past to pass the memory scanner as his own]
- Wilbur: Lewis, you have to fix the time machine.
- Lewis: No-no, I-I can't!
- [in the past the Bowler Hat Guy has entered Invenct Co]
- Lewis: What about your dad? You could call him!
- Wilbur: [points to Lewis] You are my dad!
- Lewis: But that's in the future!
- Wilbur: There won't be a future unless you fix the time machine!
- [in the past Bowler Hat Guy is showing off the memory scanner]
- Wilbur: Look, I messed up, I left the garage unlocked, but I tried like crazy to fix things! But now it's up to you...
- [in the past Bowler Hat guy is signing a contract]
- Wilbur: You can do it, dad.
- [starts to vanish]
- Wilbur: Lewis? Lewis!
- [flys into the sky turns into a ball of light]
- Lewis: Wilbur?
- [flies over the Robinson yard and is sucked into the sky]
- Lewis: Wilbur...
- Fritz: Now sweetie...
- Petunia: [slaps him] Don't you sweetie me! I'm going for a drive!
- [Petunia leaves through a door, car sounds are heard]
- Grandpa Bud: That's funny, she usually takes the Harley.
- Uncle Gaston: If I gave up every time I failed, I would have never invented the meatball cannon.
- Grandpa Bud: If I gave up every time I failed, I would never have invented my fireproof pants!
- [Pants burn up, revealing his underwear]
- Grandpa Bud: Still working the kinks out a bit.
- Michael "Goob" Yagoobian: [holding the steak up to his black eye] Mr. Steak, you're my only friend.
- Bowler Hat Guy: The... game didn't go so well, huh?
- Michael "Goob" Yagoobian: No. I fell asleep in the ninth inning. And I missed the winning catch. Then I got beat up. Afterward, Coach took me aside. He told me to let it go. I don't know, he's probably right.
- Bowler Hat Guy: No! Everyone will tell you to let it go and move on, but don't! Instead, let it fester and boil inside of you! Take these feelings and lock them away. Let them fuel your actions. Let hate be your ally, and you will be capable of wonderful, horrid things. Heed my words, Goob: don't let it go.
- Franny: So Lewis, are you in Wilbur's class?
- Lewis: No.
- Wilbur: Yes!
- Lewis: Yes.
- Wilbur: No!
- [Franny gives them a puzzled look]
- Wilbur: Well, yes and no. Lewis is a new transfer student
- Uncle Gaston: Where you from Lewis?
- Lewis: Um, Canada?
- Tallulah: I think you mean North Montana, hasn't been called Canada in years!
- Lucille Krunklehorn: Do you know a Sam Gunderson?
- Lewis: It's a big country.
- Tallulah: State!
- Bowler Hat Guy: Ha ha ha! There he is - that repulsive, half-witted fool! Now, my slave, seize the boy! Bring him to me.
- [Frankie gulps]
- Bowler Hat Guy: Did you not hear what I said, you idiot? Grab the boy and bring him!
- Frankie: [monotone] Well, it's just that there's a million people over there, and I have little arms. I'm just not so sure how well this plan was thought through.
- [Bowler Hat Guy whimpers silently]
- Frankie: [monotone] Master?
- Bowler Hat Guy: Now, to lure him out of the house... I know! I'll blow it up! Yes! Yes, and... uh... no... no. That won't work. Then he'll be dead. Oh, I know! I'll turn him into a duck! Yes, it's so evil! Oh... I don't know how to do that... and I don't really need a duck... this may be harder than I thought.
- Bowler Hat Guy: Allow me to shed some light on the subject.
- [turns on light, revealing room in the orphanage]
- Lewis: My old room!
- Bowler Hat Guy: I think you mean OUR old room!
- [takes off cape, revealing baseball uniform]
- Bowler Hat Guy: Ah, yes! It is I, Mike Yagoobian!
- Bowler Hat Guy: [on roof] Mwhahahaha!
- [looks around to see Lewis isn't there]
- Bowler Hat Guy: Where is that boy?
- [Doris beeps]
- Bowler Hat Guy: Oh, good idea, separate and look for clues!
- [both go separate ways then come back after a little while]
- Bowler Hat Guy: Look, my dear, look what I found!
- [holds up a stick]
- Bowler Hat Guy: It's a stick! Heeheehee, now what did you find?
- [Doris beeps]
- Bowler Hat Guy: Yes, yes, I see, time travel residue next to DNA of Wilbur Robinson. That plus my stick, must mean...
- [strains thinking about it]
- Bowler Hat Guy: [Doris beeps and heads off screen where we hear a car honk and see the second time machine which is a close replica of the other one except this one is blue] Oh, to the future!
- [runs over to the time machine]
- Bowler Hat Guy: Shotgun!
- Bowler Hat Guy: [after Bowler Hat Guy is thrown out of Invent Co because he didn't know how to turn on the memory scanner]
- [Doris brings up a screen that reads "watch out"]
- Bowler Hat Guy: [Sounding out the words] Watch ou-
- [hit by the box containing the memory scanner]
- Bowler Hat Guy: [Doris picks up the pieces and puts them the box] Doris, it's all over. Our hopes and dreams dashed, like so many pieces of a broken machiney thing.
- [Doris hands the Bowler Hat Guy his Unicorn notebook]
- Bowler Hat Guy: [Doris beeps]
- Bowler Hat Guy: You're right, success is still ours for the taking.
- [Doris gives the Bowler Hat Guy a pencil]
- Bowler Hat Guy: [Bowler Hat Guy erases the check mark next to "Pass off invention as my own" and draws a box below it and writes "get that@!*@boy" and underlines it]