Henry Winkler credited as playing...
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli
- Richie Cunningham: Fonz, I've got to talk to you. It's life and death.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: What's up?
- Richie Cunningham: A guy's after me. Mork from Ork.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: I don't know. Must be from the east side.
- Richie Cunningham: No. Not the east side. This is north of the Milky Way and hang a right. A space man, Fonzie, and he's after me.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: A space man after you? What does he want with you?
- Richie Cunningham: Because I'm average.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: I told you.
- Richie Cunningham: I'm hum drum.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Yea.
- Richie Cunningham: That's why he wants me. He wants to take me in his space ship.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: [laughing] Make sure you get a window seat.
- Richie Cunningham: [grabs Fonzie by the jacket] Fonz, I'm not joking around here.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: [pointing to Richie's grabbing the jacket] This must be serious. Otherwise, why would you tempt fate?
- Richie Cunningham: It's serious. He wants to take me for a bleeb. That's 2000 years.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Mr. Cunningham, you are holding on to my jacket.
- Richie Cunningham: What should I do?
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Let go of my jacket.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: [after Richie let's go] Because you're a friend of mine, I'll check him out.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: [hearing Mork's egg warbling loudly] Hey Ralph --- if you're out there and this is some kinda cheap joke of yours, I'll give you thirty seconds to find out how much I don't enjoy "wee-wee-wee"!
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: [contemptusouly yanks the front door open and sees Mork standing there with his loud-colored costume and space-helmet, then recoils in shocked alarm] Woh-woh-woh!