Michael Richards credited as playing...
Cosmo Kramer
- Jerry Seinfeld: Remember David Puddy?
- Cosmo Kramer: Oh, the face-painting auto mechanic. So she's dating him again, huh?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Oh, I guess she's batted around and she's back at the top of the order.
- Cosmo Kramer: I think I cooked myself.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Look at your skin.
- Cosmo Kramer: Oh, stick a fork in me, Jerry, I'm done.
- Cosmo Kramer: I'm fried.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Technically, your sautéed. So, what are you doing for that?
- Cosmo Kramer: Oh, I just gotta keep my skin moist so I don't dry out.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Is that what the doctor said?
- Cosmo Kramer: I read an article in Bon Appétit magazine