Polly Draper credited as playing...
Ellyn Warren
- Nancy Krieger Weston: C'mon, you're telling me we can't get back to the car and there's no phone? Oh, man, Ethan is gonna go nuts. We have gotta figure out a way to get out of here.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: Oh, they'll figure it out.
- Nancy Krieger Weston: You know what they're going to figure out? That we're dead on the highway is what they're going to figure out. Oh, this is so weird.
- Ellyn Warren: Oh, you guys, I am so sorry. This is all my fault and I am really sorry.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: It's not your fault.
- Ellyn Warren: Of course it's my fault. My God, I wouldn't go in the cave, I get us lost, now we can't even get back tonight. You're all mad, and I am really really sorry.
- Nancy Krieger Weston: No, no, it's not that we're not mad, it's just something that happened.
- Ellyn Warren: You should be mad. My God, I'm a jerk. Don't treat me like I'm some invalid child.
- Melissa Steadman: [setting down hiking pack gruffly] Listen. Ellyn. We know where we are. Now we can either camp out here tonight and wait until the cave opens in the morning, or we can scream at you. Which do you want?
- Ellyn Warren: I just want you to be honest with me, okay?
- Melissa Steadman: Okay. It's your fault. Does that make you feel better?
- Ellyn Warren: Spectacular view, Melissa.
- Melissa Steadman: The gear is all state-of-the-art. I mean, it's really been fun doing this, really.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: I like the duck. The duck is good.
- Ellyn Warren: It has obviously just been shot. And look at this fabulously handsome man.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: Yeah. I always thought hunting would be a lot fairer if they gave the woodland animals automatic weapons also.
- Melissa Steadman: That would be great for this catalog, don't you think? Give the squirrels Uzis.
- Melissa Steadman: [having put money into a malfunctioning soda machine] Great.
- Ellyn Warren: Sometimes if you bang it on the side...
- Melissa Steadman: That never works.
- Ellyn Warren: It does too, I do it all the time.
- Melissa Steadman: It doesn't work.
- Ellyn Warren: It does! God, just try it.
- Melissa Steadman: The tilt light's gonna go on. You want something else? Get a different soda if you want.
- Ellyn Warren: I don't want a different soda. Just hit it!
- Melissa Steadman: You hit it!
- Ellyn Warren: [hitting the soda machine] Oh, God, you're such a wimp. Ow.
- Melissa Steadman: I'm a wimp?
- Ellyn Warren: Yeah, and you're arrogant.
- Melissa Steadman: Yeah, and you're a pain in the butt.
- Ellyn Warren: Yeah? Well you're too competitive and you always need to be the boss.
- Melissa Steadman: I do not.
- Ellyn Warren: You do too.
- Melissa Steadman: I do not.
- Ellyn Warren: You do too.
- Melissa Steadman: I have to be the boss? I have never been a boss my whole life.
- Ellyn Warren: Yes, you're worse than Michael.
- Melissa Steadman: [truly offended] Worse than Michael?
- Ellyn Warren: [cracking a smile] I'm afraid so.
- Melissa Steadman: [strangling Ellyn] Worse than Michael?
- Ellyn Warren: [laughing] Okay, okay. Almost as bad.
- Melissa Steadman: That's more like it. And I don't get blisters.