Kaitlin Olson credited as playing...
Dee Reynolds
- Crack Dealer: Whatchu need?
- Dennis Reynolds: Uh, one please.
- Crack Dealer: One what?
- Dennis Reynolds: Uh, one... rock of crack... A crack rock. Is that enough? Is one crack rock enough?
- Dee Reynolds: Um, how much would you recommend for a first time user?
- Crack Dealer: Tell you what, I'll make you a deal. Two for the price of one.
- Dee Reynolds: Really? Oh, that's very nice of you.
- Dennis Reynolds: Oh, that sounds good. How much?
- Crack Dealer: 200 dollars?
- Dennis Reynolds: Sounds reasonable, great. Okay.
- [slides money through window]
- Frank Reynolds: Charlie, you've got a lot of balls stealing my money. This shows leadership. I am promoting you to management.
- Charlie Kelly: That's why I did it. That is why I did it.
- Mac: That's why I did it too, Frank! I stole lots of your money, what do I get?
- Frank Reynolds: You get dick, because you are a follower and a thief.
- Dee Reynolds: How come Charlie...? Not fair... How come Charlie...?
- Dennis Reynolds: Why would you do this to us, Dad?
- Frank Reynolds: Because you are crackheads, children.
- Sweet Dee: Well, we'll just go back to work for a little while.
- Dennis: Just for a little while until we have enough money to buy some more crack.
- Sweet Dee: And then we'll go on welfare and I'll go be a star.
- Dennis: And then I can be a veterinarian of some kind...
- Sweet Dee: Maybe we should think about rehab.
- Dennis: We should hit rehab as soon as possible.
- Sweet Dee: Soon, in a couple days. Not now.
- Dennis: Yeah...
- Dennis Reynolds: [going to buy crack to get on welfare] Okay, we'll smoke a little bit. Just enough to get it into our system.
- Dee Reynolds: Yeah, and then we'll go to the doctor and we'll get all of our paperwork and we'll get full benefits.
- Dennis Reynolds: Yeah, and then we'll just collect for just a little while, until we get settled. And then, uh, I'll take the MCATs.
- Dee Reynolds: And I'll move to New York. Perfect.
- [notices crack dealer outside car]
- Dee Reynolds: Ahh!
- Dennis Reynolds: Ohh! My God! Whew.
- Dee Reynolds: Jesus!
- Dennis Reynolds: Wow, you scared us. Oh, not 'cause you're black. No, no, no, we're not racist.
- Dee Reynolds: No, no, God no.
- Dennis Reynolds: No, it's just that the neighborhood is scary...
- Dee Reynolds: If you were another ethnicity you'd pop, you'd really pop up.
- Dennis Reynolds: But it's a nice neighborhood, I mean, it's okay... It's the nature of this...
- Crack Dealer: Roll your window down.