Suanne Spoke credited as playing...
Aunt Emma
- Uncle Frank: You got any friends, Andy?
- Andrew: No.
- Uncle Frank: Oh, why's that?
- Andrew: I don't know, I just never really saw the use.
- Uncle Frank: Well, who are you going to play with otherwise? Lennon and McCartney, they were school buddies, am I right?
- Andrew: Charlie Parker didn't know anybody 'til Jo Jones threw a cymbal at his head.
- Uncle Frank: So that's your idea of success, huh?
- Andrew: I think being the greatest musician of the 20th century is anybody's idea of success.
- Jim: Dying broke and drunk and full of heroin at the age of 34 is not exactly my idea of success.
- Andrew: I'd rather die drunk, broke at 34 and have people at a dinner table talk about me than live to be rich and sober at 90 and nobody remembered who I was.
- Uncle Frank: Ah, but your friends will remember you, that's the point.
- Andrew: None of us were friends with Charlie Parker. *That's* the point.
- Uncle Frank: Travis and Dustin? They have plenty of friends and plenty of purpose.
- Andrew: I'm sure they'll make great school board presidents someday.
- Dustin: Oh, that's what this is all about? You think you're better than us?
- Andrew: You catch on quick. Are you in Model UN?
- Travis: I got a reply for you, Andrew. You think Carleton football's a joke? Come play with us.
- Andrew: Four words you will never hear from the NFL.
- Aunt Emma: Who wants dessert?