'Cooking With Alfred (2017)' is a short film available on 'The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)' Blu-ray. The elephant (or, I suppose, bat-monkey) in the room is, of course, the fact that Ralph Fiennes is the only actor not to return in one of these quick-fire flicks. Instead, we get someone doing a bad impression of Michael Caine and a line alluding to the character putting on a "butler" voice for his cooking show. The narrative takes a bit of an odd turn which I won't spoil, but it's all rather pedestrian even when at its most outlandish. It's not a bad effort, but it isn't especially amusing and it's fairly inconsequential overall. It's decent enough for what it is, but I can't particularly recommend it.