- Erin Klein-Fagel: Distance from your mother? Have they sucked all the Jew out of you up there in fake Englandland?
- Maggie: [on her Hysterectorversary] I knew you wouldn't forget! I feel so blessed! Eleven years cancer and child free!
- Brian Dooley: Who could ask for anything more?
- Brian Dooley: Juan Andrés and I had talked about throwing pottery at his studio.
- Maggie: How very "Ghost" of you.
- Delilah: Such a wondrous moment for a mother! And for a daughter. For all mothers and all daughters and the whole sisterhood of women who bleed once a month and don't die!
- Stick: What are you running from?
- Shart O'Belly: I'm not running from anything... Lulu kicked me out!
- Stick: And what does your heart tell you?
- Shart O'Belly: That I -that I'm going to be kicked out of a lot of Breeze's life from now on.
- Stick: And how does your heart feel?
- Shart O'Belly: Broken.
- Stick: And...
- Shart O'Belly: [thinks] Got to help me here.
- Stick: You feel like you're being forced to represent the patriarchy despite your unwavering support of the women in your life and women everywhere.
- Shart O'Belly: [claps] Yes! Women shouldn't patricarchy me.
- Stick: Correct
- Shart O'Belly: [laughs] I'm gonna take back the night!
- Stick: Too far.
- Brian Dooley: Unbelievable! If it's not about you for five minutes, you sulk like a child whose Nintento was taken away!
- Maggie: I am not 100% certain, but Nintendo seems like a dated reference!
- Brian Dooley: For a supposed queen, you are a terrible hostess and a real drag - and yes, I'm aware of using the words 'drag' and 'queen' close together, and I'm fine with it. Viva RuPaul!
- Delilah: I wasn't allowed to read books with female heroines. Or by female authors.
- Lulu: Wow! No Judy Blume?
- Delilah: Bible only. Unless I was on my period, then I was even forbidden to touch that. Oh! And my mom said that a tampon would take my virginity, and no man would marry me, and I'd go straight to hell. Also seeing a PG-13 movie would send me to hell. Also saying the word hell unless you were talking about hell, then it was fine. That was super confusing for me.
- Delilah: My parents said that I welcomed the devil when I got my period. Which made me think the devil was into some really weird stuff.