Television & radio: heard on air

That was four records about jail in honour of Chuck Berry. I've just realised that a lot of people in prison listen to the radio and that probably hasn't eased your pain at all.

MARK LAMARR

Shake, Rattle and Roll, R2

Pizza Express is helping to educate the British public as regards eating out.

LUKE JOHNSON

In Business, R4

I wonder how much this issue of size ... how often you're described in terms of size?

ANTHONY CLARE

To Wayne Sleep, In the Psychiatrist's Chair, R4

The worst thing is being hit on the head from behind.

WAYNE SLEEP

Ditto

I never get involved in politics, do you?

BERNARD MANNING

James Whale, Talk Radio

We've come with all our friends ... There's 63 of us in all.

Package holidaymaker

Consequences, R4

How do you plan to celebrate? This, of course, gives you the licence to snog any woman in the room this evening.

MARY ANNE HOBBS

To Mercury winners Gomez, R1