Dear Mr.Ken,
I recently graduated with a degree in classical music,but somehow,I’ve ended up working in a container shipping company.Now, instead of sonatas/ concertos,I’m hearing words like “bill of lading” & “ETA,” I feel like I’m completely off-key.Help!
Best regards,
Wolfgang Lim,21
Dear Wolfgang ,
Ah, life’s ultimate Remix ! One moment you're fine-tuning your violin, the next you’re fine-tuning shipping schedules.But don't fret maestro! Much like a symphony, shipping has its rhythm,& with a little practice, you’ll be orchestrating container movements like Mozart at his peak.
Step 1: Your New Orchestra – The Shipping Crew
Shipping is just like an orchestra. Here’s how:
Operations Team –The Percussionists
These folks set the tempo. Without them, your container of...well, anything, will miss its beat. Get to know them. Buy them kopi. Without the right rhythm, chaos follows.
Sales Team –The Lead Soloists
The violinists of shipping. They bring in the deals, charm the clients,& keep the symphony going. No cargo = no music. Sales keeps the whole thing alive, just like that big violin solo in your favourite concerto.
Documentation Team – The Sheet Music Librarians
Ah, without documentation, everyone’s playing in a different key. These are the folks handling the “Bills of Lading,” aka your new sheet music. Lose one of these,& it's like handing blank scores to the entire orchestra. Again - Chaos.
Step 2: Learn the Tempo
Like classical music, shipping’s all about timing.Miss an ETA (Estimated Time of Arrival), & it’s like coming in late during a symphony—utter disaster. Your boss (the conductor) won’t be too pleased either.
Step 3: Improvise
Remember improvising when you forgot your sheet music? Well, shipping’s like that—weather delays, port congestion, and missing cargo. Improvise like a jazz pro, & you’ll thrive!
Step 4: Know Your Instruments
Here, the instruments are containers, and learning them is essential:
GP Containers: The middle C of shipping. Standard, functional, everywhere.
Reefer Containers: The cool kids—literally. They keep things chilled, like that sharp high note in your favourite piece.
Flat Racks: For when your cargo, like a grand piano, doesn’t fit in the standard container.
Step 5: Your Music Skills Aren’t Wasted
Surprise! Your degree’s more useful than you think:
Coordination: Just like conducting an orchestra, managing logistics means ensuring everyone plays their part on time.
Step 6: The Kopi Auntie – Your Secret Conductor
Ah yes, every shipping office has one. The kopi auntie knows the real tempo of the workplace. Befriend her - she has a wealth of info !
Conclusion: From Concert Hall to Container Yard
Your journey from classical music to container shipping may seem like an odd key change, but you’ll soon see the rhythm & harmony are the same. One day, you'll be shipping grand pianos across oceans like the seasoned maestro you are. Enjoy the suffering 🤣
Yours in perfect harmony,
Uncle Ken
The Shipping Academy