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Easter Bunny
In October, the Easter Bunny has a side job as the Halloween Bunny. But when kids ring his doorbell to get candy, he either doesn’t open the door at all or throws Brussels sprouts at them.
In winter, the Easter Bunny also works as the Christmas Bunny. That’s when all the kids get kale—whether they want it or not. It’s for their own good, the bunny claims.
Boss Cat
Out of balance
Finally
No more questions
Chirping
Some birds even start singing at 2 a.m. That’s because they sing in special keys, like F minor. Since most birds agree to chirp in A major, the F minor birds have to switch to different times (A major and F minor clash pretty badly).
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Every cat should get a new cardboard box every day as a reward.
Morning people
Demons
Lying around
Sleep and forget
In its dreams, the Hippo loves travelling the universe and swimming through intergalactic rivers. And in its imagination, it’s the lead singer of a famous band called “The Turteltauben” (The Turtledoves) that plays a mix of German folk music and heavy metal.
The Hippo isn’t a huge fan of reality, though.
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The best solution in a case like that would probably be a pet:
Insignificant
Motivational chocolate
Most of the time, I don’t buy chocolate — because as soon as there’s chocolate lying around, my brain insists I eat all of it at once. If I refuse, I can’t get any work done, because my brain won’t stop thinking about the chocolate until I finally give in. And after I eat it, my brain gets super mad because now there’s no chocolate left.
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