What day is it

Imagine if Kramer started shapeshifting at the Laugh Factory like one of those AI generated America's Got Talent videos

Oh yeah my lawnmower fixed itself and now I can mow grass again

Lawnmower is ded

I'm gonna dualboot Debian and Antix on one of my old laptops to see which is better.

"Call of Diddy" meme is going viral.

Beavis and Butthead is starting to influence my music taste.

I'm gonna eat at Schlotzsky's.

I just installed icewm! The man page is a jillion times shorter than fvwm so hopefully I wont go insane learning it.

I hope people realize that pirating Adobe products isn't as good as using alternatives. That will drain Adobe of both money and recognition.

I finished reading Narconomics today. I don't have a library card so I spent the entire time reading it at the library.

I need to make really loud mp3s of kingassripper videos and drive around with my windows down and my stereo up.

Two of the libraries I go to are okay with me getting on serv00.net, but the Wayback Machine is too risky to use.

Holy shit Thomas Pynchon is releasing a new book

There's free pizza at my campus so now I feel dumb about buying lunch today.

I've got the best song ever stuck in my head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47TZ9MHI1qg

It's chilly today.

explodes

It looks nice outside so I think I'll go on a walk for 9 hours.

Myspace added new a player controller to their popup videos that doesn't match any of their preexisting color schemes.