Invisible Quotes

“To save yourself from danger, make duck noises. This only works if you also appear to be invisible.”
― Jarod Kintz, BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

“If you want to buy a duck or a synthetic duck substitute, ask me about my Tuesday Specials that happen every Wednesday. If you're a fan of invisibility, inaudibility, and undetectability, then you'll LOVE this deal, because you can't see it, hear it, or in any way sense it.”
― Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“Being invisible is easy, but being completely non-existent is a bit difficult”
― Rina Kent, Black Knight

“I get it, she says. And I go from feeling invisible to feeling like I fill the whole room, the whole building, the whole sky.”
― Ashley Woodfolk, Nothing Burns as Bright as You

“Being invisible is actually so uncomfortable, it's like bees are crawling inside my skin. I'm really over it.”
― Emma Törzs, Ink Blood Sister Scribe

“This is the secret of propaganda:
He, who is the target of propaganda,
should be completely immersed in the ideas of propaganda,
without him ever noticing, that he is being immersed.

Das ist das Geheimnis der Propaganda:
Den, den die Propaganda fassen will,
ganz mit den Ideen der Propaganda zu durchtränken,
ohne dass er überhaupt merkt, dass er durchtränkt wird.”
― Joseph Goebbels

“There is a sea not far from us. It is invisible, but it is not hidden. It is forbidden to speak of it. Yet it is a sin and a sign of ingratitude not to.”
― Rumi (Jalal ad-Din Muhammad ar-Rumi)

“I miss my invisible friend.”
― Steven Magee, Night Shift Recovery

“A faerie crouched beside me. It was very small, its frame skeletal with a face full of teeth and two sharp black stones for eyes tucked beneath a ravenskin that it seemed to wear as a sort of cloak, but the skin had been poorly cleaned and the eyes were absent. It had all the substance of cobwebs and was both there and not there; viewed from certain angles, it was merely the shadow of a stone, and from others, a live raven. It was digging around in my pockets with fingernails the length again of its spindly arms and sharp enough to slit my throat without my noticing the injury immediately.”
― Heather Fawcett, Emily Wilde's Encyclopaedia of Faeries

“No one's been in my flat this year apart from service professionals; I've not voluntarily invited another human being across the threshold, except to read the meter. You'd think that would be impossible, wouldn't you? It's true, though. I do exist, I? It often feels as if I'm not here, that I'm a figment of my own imagination. There are days when I feel so lightly connected to the earth that the threads that tether me to the planet are gossamer thin, spun sugar. A strong gust of wind could dislodge me completely, and I'd lift of and blow away, like one of those seeds in a dandelion clock.”
― Gail Honeyman, Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine

“I swim like I’m water. I’m like water in water, and that’s how I move so invisibly.”
― Jarod Kintz, Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

“Das ist das Geheimnis der Propaganda:
Den, den die Propaganda fassen will,
ganz mit den Ideen der Propaganda zu durchtränken,
ohne dass er überhaupt merkt, dass er durchtränkt wird.

This is the secret of propaganda:
Those who are to be persuaded by it
should be completely immersed in the ideas of the propaganda,
without ever noticing that they are being immersed in it.”
― Joseph Goebbels

“Psychological trigger codes used to be hidden words embedded in images. But what if the words are now invisible and inaudible and pulsed at you at a frequency that's easily absorbed by your penis?”
― Jarod Kintz, Powdered Saxophone Music

“I'm writing a new book: "How To Not Be Seen By Invisible Entities." The book only appears to be blank, but that's because it has to be read with interdimensional eyes, and I help you achieve those in chapter three.”
― Jarod Kintz, Powdered Saxophone Music

“One day you’re the queen of the hill. The next day you’re invisible. And by day, I mean decade – with the dead tucked between the C and the E. Oh, foolish, cynical me!”
― Caroline Hurry, Reign: 16 secrets from 6 Queens to rule your world with clarity, connection & sovereignty

“Her mother has told her several times not to sneak. As if it's Vera's fault that nobody pays attention to the sounds of her life.”
― Sarah Gailey

“Those of us who survive live on as dark stars,' murmured Cora, 'We are invisible, but we collapse the light.”
― Margie Orford, The Eye of the Beholder

“One can not beat modesty. It is too modest.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

“My best friend is invisible!”
― Steven Magee

“It was common to have hallucinations atop the very high altitude mountain of Mauna Kea in Hawaii. Oxygen starvation causes it, it is known to start above 12,000 feet and we were at 13,800 feet. When I see people chatting to themselves, I have sympathy for them. They really do believe someone is with them!”
― Steven Magee

“Do you see me or the mask I put on today?”
― Hadinet Tekie

“It was practiced. The only way to be that invisible was to hide.”
― Imogen Markell-Tweed

“Resoldre aquell crim m’atansaria les dos coses que em mancaven: una data i un mètode. Ho vaig decidir mentre acabava de fregar el terra del bany. Tenia huit mesos de marge i, quan haguera tret l’entrellat de la mort d’Empar, em suïcidaria.”
― Mònica Richart, La dona invisible

“I am spiritual. There is something out there that is bigger than all of us.”
― Steven Magee

“There's more than what meets the eye' was meant for people whose eyes are wide open!”
― Bob Bello, Starcall Anthology 1

“This visible world is a trace of that invisible one and the former follows the latter like a shadow.”
― Al-Ghazali

“Hay cosas que son invisibles hasta que alguien nos cuenta qué ve en ellas.”
― Deborah García Bello, La química de lo bello: Un relato científico sobre el arte y las bellezas cotidianas

“Invisible did not always mean imaginary.”
― Sarah Addison Allen, Other Birds

“Un héroe puede ser cualquiera, incluso alguien haciendo algo tan simple como poner un abrigo alrededor de un joven para hacerle saber que el mundo no ha terminado.”
― Eloy Moreno, Invisible

“...feeling again that sensation of being completely invisible in a room full of people; a feeling he had come to loath.”
― Adam Rabinowitz, Garage Band