One Night Stand Quotes

“It wasn’t until I’d walked halfway across the parking lot that I realized: 1. I wasn’t wearing shoes.
A. Or a shirt.
2. I didn’t bring my keys                      
A. Or anything really.
3. I’d just left a complete stranger in my apartment.                      
A. Naked.

Whoever said one-night stands were supposed to be simple with no strings attached had clearly never met the disaster that was me.”
― Cora Carmack, Losing It

“She needed a dream lover—for one night.”
― Julie Castle, 4 R's: Roped, Rescued, Risked, Romanced

“When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive poor man who seems rich over a sexually attractive rich man who seems poor.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Use and Misuse of Children

“One night stands are like chess, only the loser desires a rematch.”
― Robert Black

“Please don't talk to me like I'm crazy. I've been accused of personality disorders enough this week, thanks. You know I've slept with girls before and didn't get attached.”
― Pat Shand, Destiny, NY, Volume One: Who I Used to Be

“She and the victim seemed alone in a world of unreality, and she loved him absolutely, perhaps for half an hour.”
― E.M. Forster, Howards End

“I offer a kiss, my bed, my body. And then, for my own trick, I disappear.”
― Madeline J. Reynolds, Illusions

“We sometimes fall in love at last sight.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I light another cigarette. I'm starting to get nervous as fuck. I normally don't do pillow talk with girls I make love to. God, but I need this. Nobody really knows my story. They all think they do. I've buried the truth in a hurricane of words. That's really what I did. A novel every six months or so. Damn, I hide a lot.
"I don't know. I've tried replacing her with somebody else. Believe me, I tried. But I can't. I spent ten years of my life chasing her ghost. I try to find her in other women. It's unfair to them. That's why I just them home. I fuck them, love them, then I kick them out. I don't want them knowing.”
― Moses Yuriyvich Mikheyev, The Hack

“Sex is often had by someone to whom it means everything with someone to whom it means nothing.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people sometimes kiss and tell; some sometimes tell without having kissed.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“He pulled her to the bed, undoing his trousers and hitching up her skirt as he did. Dragging down the top of her dress, he feasted on her breasts again, entering her with her thousand-pound dress tangled all round her waist. He thrust into her frantically and she came fast and furiously. They lay together breathing heavily and then she felt him harden again. Peeling her dress from her, he then lifted her from the bed, bending her over the chair by the dressing table. He came into her from behind, rutting like a dog, where she could see herself in the mirror, legs trembling, her breasts squeezed tight in his hands, being fucked by this handsome stranger. Lifting her again, he sat her on the dressing table, pressing her thighs around him as he pushed into her. She laid back, grasping at the table, scattering her jewelry to the floor, knocking over the table lamps, and came again.
"Better now?" he said, with a smile.
"Yes," she breathed. "Yes."
He took her hand and led her to the bed. "Want to open that champagne?"
"No." She curled up on the bed, This was what she'd wanted. Anonymous fucking with no chitchat, no foreplay, no commitment. It would be better now if he just left. "I'm tired." The truth was, she was exhausted. Physically and emotionally spent.
He lay down beside her, still stroking her butt. "You're one hell of a sexy woman," he said.”
― Carole Matthews, The Chocolate Lovers' Club

“All I got out of it was a terrible feeling that I was a disgusting human being. It was so against everything I stood for, everything I believed in. The next day I felt awful. I had a terrible headache anyway, and my stomach felt like it was still doing slow spins, but worse, far worse, was the way I felt such a slut.
I felt sick at myself.”
― John Marsden, Darkness, Be My Friend

“Sometimes two people weren't meant to be more than one moment. Wondrous and unforgettable though it might be, not all good things were meant to last.”
― Kerri Maniscalco, Throne of the Fallen

“I got the recurring itch to hunt for a dirty scene.  I found myself in a swank hotel bar, a Westin or someplace like that, and flirted shamelessly with a well-dressed man who invited me up to his room.  I could say he slipped a Mickey into my drink, but, I’d be fooling myself.  When the endorphins kicked in, the man had his belt around my neck and choked me, while riding me from behind and calling me names. 
Afterward, he asked if I was okay and reminded me I agreed to this type of breath play.  Maybe I did. ”
― kimber nilsson

“There were things I never asked when picking up a stranger.  I didn't want to know what they did for a living.  I didn’t care what they drove, where they lived, or what their favorite color was.  I wanted to know how they liked their cock sucked.  I wanted to know if they made love or fucked.  Did they eat pussy?  Did they like rough sex? 
He laughs.  “I thought those kinds of pickup lines weren’t allowed.” 
He was cocky.  I liked that.  It was a cousin to arrogance and cruelty; I liked that even more.  Was this what it felt like to find your true north?
He shook my hand and started a conversation like a gentleman.  But in my heart, I knew this man, the dark Viking, was dangerous.”
― kimber nilsson

“I’d wake in the morning, my head fuzzy, sometimes with someone I knew but who was a stranger just leaving, and realize I was one day closer to the end of it all.”
― Jeff VanderMeer, Annihilation

“Tell me you have a plan.” He swore when Colt didn’t answer right away.”
― B.J. Daniels, Cowboy's Redemption

“I don’t know how you drink your coffee, so I brought two packs of sugar and two creamers, and a stirrer,” she said, extending the to-go cup to him. Startled, he automatically took it. The sugar, creamer, and stirrer were in a plastic sandwich bag, along with a neatly folded paper napkin. “I’m really rushed, I need to jump in the shower,” she continued. “Could you make sure the door locks behind you as you leave? Thanks, you’re a sweetheart. Call me in a week or so.” She bent down, brushed a quick kiss across his forehead, then disappeared into the bathroom. He heard the snick of the lock as she turned it, and a moment later came the sound of running water.
Huh.”
― Linda Howard, Veil of Night

“We can fall out of love at second sight.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“One-night stands are like chess, only the loser desires a rematch.”
― Jack Freestone

“A part of them is given away or dies with every meaningless sexual exploit. And that truth, wrapped with regret, sucks the nectar out of all the names, the faces, the bodies, the women who they thought they conquered.”
― Soroosh Shahrivar, Tajrish

“I want you to start thinking of sensuality as a long-term plan, not a one night stand.”
― Lebo Grand

“I’d never felt brave enough to share a one-night stand, figuring—with my luck—I’d end up with a missing kidney at the end of the night ...”
― Penny Reid, Homecoming King

“With zero hesitation, I tease her mouth open and slide in. She meets me in the middle, our tongues tangling, and every nerve ending in my body’s firing now. Her hands find the back of my neck, run through my close-cropped hair as I press her to me.

It’s been a very long time since I had this kind of connection with a woman.

I need her. Need to know what she feels like against me, on me, under me.

I need her more than I need oxygen right now.

I don’t think I can wait another second without knowing.”
― Kara Kendrick

“What did he say his name was? Caleb? The image of his naked body flashes in my mind and I pinch the bridge of my nose. My thoughts are like the cheese on a New York pizza—stretching and folding away from me, finding corners I wish they wouldn't. Sure, he was good-looking and appeared wealthy, but I only met him once!”
― Liz Willow, My Fake Wedding to the Doctor

“you’re not having relationship that teach you how to get better at relationships, you have ‘relationships’, that last maybe half a night and usually end in a blurry haze and leave a permanent bad feeling in the gut. How To Have Regrets.”
― Karen Kilgariff, Stay Sexy & Don't Get Murdered: The Definitive How-To Guide

“Honor and Love (The Sonnet)

I don't care for one time fling,
Got no hankering for casual coitus.
I am a human, not baboon set free,
I don't consent to rampant desires.

When I fall I fall mind and body,
Body plays a little, more the mind.
I'm attracted to face, not figure,
Finally by mind the deal is signed.

If the mind doesn't come through,
a cute face doesn't sustain nothing.
Heart anemic makes the world anemic,
getting drunkly sick on perverted fling.

In a world of cheats and perves,
Be the proof of honor and love.
In the wild of sharks and wolves,
Be the gentle elephant, be a dove.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Dervis Vadisi: 100 Promissory Sonnets

“A “one-night stand” is very basic; it’s what animals do – it doesn’t matter who they mate with, as long as he is a specimen
of the same species. Our overstretched and foggy minds, confused and sore hearts, switched off – it’s a respite! It’s only the
body – shock it! Yes, risky… but it does feels nice…
Is it a good thing then? Harmless? Maybe not.”
― Dr Jasmine, Love, Demystified

“To stay the night and to stay the life, are two different things. Any ape with an active libido can stay the night, takes a human with active backbone to stay the life.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Neurosonnets: The Naskar Art of Neuroscience